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cinderfell:

"hate is a strong word"

yeah but i dislike you with the intensity of three thousand burning buildings is wordy and overdramatic

(via levikoon)

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Quelle: jadethrwall, via levikoon)

fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

(via du-astloch)

German one-word horror story (via germannn)

(via clavinosaurus)

Schienenersatzverkehr

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

(via clavinosaurus)

dimplestiltskinxx-fallen-angel:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

that’s how i got these scars

(via clavinosaurus)

i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

(Quelle: cowsrwows, via levikoon)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Quelle: blowjcb, via heidemani)

ohsnapitzmax (via ohsnapitzmax)

I wish I didn’t have to sleep to have you
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