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thatpsychochick:

This is my life in a rhyme.

(Quelle: sol--lux, via heidemani)

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

(via clavinosaurus)

dimplestiltskinxx-fallen-angel:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

that’s how i got these scars

(via clavinosaurus)

i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

(Quelle: cowsrwows, via levikoon)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Quelle: blowjcb, via heidemani)

ohsnapitzmax (via ohsnapitzmax)

I wish I didn’t have to sleep to have you

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Quelle: augutsy, via levikoon)

zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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(via heidemani)

Every Sherlockian this morning #221back (via closet-sherlockian)

(via derdiedasfufukeks)

JESUS CHRIST TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

(Quelle: delusioninabox, via heidemani)

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

(via levikoon)

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